The Satirical Menagerie
Animals With Opinions
Come for the duck, stay for the prophecy.
Curated by the Inconvenient Ironist.
🐾 One of the creatures you’ll encounter here is Crump—a cat with a taste for control, a talent for one-sided deals, and a knack for annoying everyone equally.
Whether you love him or love to argue with him, he’s here to spark a conversation.
I discovered America.
Everyone says some Spaniard in fancy tights found it years ago—wrong! I discovered its true potential. It’s bigly big, the bestest ever, and everywhere else? Total disaster. Historic discovery!
(Crump the Cat)
Welcome to the Menagerie.
Inside, animals speak.
Ducks host interviews. Cats negotiate power. Penguins explain progress.
None of them agree on very much.
This is not for children.
(Unless your child is unusually jaded and asks awkward questions about imperialism before breakfast.)
The animals comment on money, power, comfort, denial, and the stories we tell ourselves so we can sleep at night.
They may be playful, absurd even, but they can have teeth.
And once they start talking, they rarely shut up.