
Crump the Cat
A political tail of claws, tweets, and fur-ocious ambition.



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“It’s political Dr. Seuss for grown-ups! Colourful, clever, and the cats actually talk instead of texting.”
— Linda-Claire Steager
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "Political satire at its wicked best… unreservedly recommended to fans of topical limericks and political humor.”
— Midwest Book Review
Crump the Cat is not your average feline.
He’s cunning, ruthless, and vaguely orange.
In this rhyming, razor-sharp satire, the animals of the neighbourhood watch in horror (and mild disbelief) as Crump the Cat declares himself leader of the free-range world. Walls go up. Paw-triots rise. Logic takes a nap.
It’s Orwell meets Dr. Seuss — a bedtime story for a democracy on the brink.

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