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 Crump the Cat

A political tail of claws, tweets, and fur-ocious ambition.

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“It’s political Dr. Seuss for grown-ups! Colourful, clever, and the cats actually talk instead of texting.”
— Linda-Claire Steager

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "Political satire at its wicked best… unreservedly recommended to fans of topical limericks and political humor.”
— Midwest Book Review

Crump the Cat is not your average feline.
He’s cunning, ruthless, and vaguely orange.

In this rhyming, razor-sharp satire, the animals of the neighbourhood watch in horror (and mild disbelief) as Crump the Cat declares himself leader of the free-range world. Walls go up. Paw-triots rise. Logic takes a nap.
It’s Orwell meets Dr. Seuss — a bedtime story for a democracy on the brink.

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What Readers Say

“Loved this utopian promise of our dystopian today!
The poetry is biting, the drawings are brilliant, and I’m getting the hard copy just to leave it on my coffee table and see who flinches.”

— Susan S.
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